what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

my whole life!

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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