Yo mamas so fat.

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Womens' Rights

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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womens rights.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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These Jokes suck.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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chirs

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Ham sandwich

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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