- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Hitler

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Women's rights.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What did Delaware? A coat.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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