This one time at band camp....

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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pickle sniffer

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Anti Joke

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