- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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