- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I never asked for this.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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