- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Kelly Clarkson

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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