cancer

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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whats black? a black man

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Health food.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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