what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

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