Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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666

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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