A woman's opinion

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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