What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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