Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Two english guys meet at work

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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