Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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womens rights

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Your Mom.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Anti Joke

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