Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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I told you it would happen

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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