A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

I killed someone today. :D

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Kelly Clarkson

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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