A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

no

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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