Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Your sex life.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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