If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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