Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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I killed someone today. :D

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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