- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

donald................duck for president

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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