A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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meh

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Your sex life.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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