What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Jesus was a good guy

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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I killed someone today. :D

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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