KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Women's sports.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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full house

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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