What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

donald................duck for president

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Womens' Rights

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

brandon ya twwat

whats purple and savage? Barney!

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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