Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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