What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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