What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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My life :(

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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No.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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GONNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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