- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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