What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Women's rights

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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