- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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