You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

oooh look a banshee

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

I am a nigger.

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