I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

shauns beautiful

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

I never asked for this.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

These Jokes suck.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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