What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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