Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Rebecca Black

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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