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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Your mama's so fat.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Give me thumbs up!

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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