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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

womens rights.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Ham sandwich

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