What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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ass in my face ? no

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your mum

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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hiya

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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hipsters

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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My friend harris is fat.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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