- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Cancer.

WNBA

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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