Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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poopoo

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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s e m e n

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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