Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

(Put joke here)

thumb_up thumb_down -9

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's 9 plus 10? 19

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Xzibit

thumb_up thumb_down -13

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

25

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops