Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there aids

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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