- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

mc hammers income.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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