Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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