Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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ginger

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Anti Joke

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