Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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eloise dey.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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s e m e n

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Get on your knees Ho

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Dogs

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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