- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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