bob saget

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

ecks! why zee?

Chinese drivers.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

I am on a escalator.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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