A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

i dont like chris

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

mark is mark

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

luke moore cant pull it back

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

why is john so fat years of over eating

knock knock!! kanye west

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

whats 2+2? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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