- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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