Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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