- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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