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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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