What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Nicolas Cage

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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