what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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John Stamos.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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