- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What did the man without a tongue say...

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