how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

the jokes are repetitive on this site

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Anti Joke

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