A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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knock knock who's there aids

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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