What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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