Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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vaginas

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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