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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What causes floods? Too much water.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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