How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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