- Anti Joke

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

This is a joke setup.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

donald................duck for president

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Women.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag