The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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I saw a shovel once.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Womens rights.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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I never asked for this.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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