How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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american government

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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