What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Penis

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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