Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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whats long and green? weed

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Women's Rights.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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