What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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whats long and green? weed

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Women's Rights.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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