- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Flop dog

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Penal Dysfunction

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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